Who doesn’t love Buzzfeed? They’re always coming out with hilarious listicles and I love me a good listicle, that’s for sure. Short only how much I love popsicles, maybe.
Anyway, Buzzfeed put out a hilarious slideshow of the best pets to own if you’re incredibly lazy. And guess what…most of them were bugs! I couldn’t agree more. In fact, I have a bunch of bug “pets” living in my house right now that I don’t even take care of! That’s how easy they are to maintain!
Here are a few of the best selections from the list. All credit to Buzzfeed, obviously.
DON’T TOUCH IT! The scales…the SCALLLESSSSS!
BUTTERFLIES
Have you ever been to a wedding where people release live butterflies? It’s the most ridiculous thing. Usually half of them are dead and the other half are still frozen so it’s very anticlimactic.
Whistle while we work…
ANTS
Remember back in the 1950s when times were simpler and people entertained themselves by watching ants push sand around? Those were the days.
GUH. ROSS.
BEETLES
Seriously? No one keeps beetles as pets. Unless they’re mentally unstable or an entomologist. Or a mentally unstable entomologist.
